This coffee is packaged with a clever and funny label...
but rest assured this bag of freshly roasted and ground coffee is the real deal.
100% dark-roasted Arabica. 12 ounces.
Prescription reads... Patient:  (Kupp, A. Joe)  RX# CAFFN8-ME-PLZ.  DR. Anita Buzz  
For Internal use only. Take one long, luxurious sip every time external irritation occurs.