This coffee is packaged with a clever and funny label...
but rest assured this bag of freshly roasted and ground coffee is the real deal.
100% dark-roasted Arabica. 12 ounces.
Prescription reads... Patient: (Kupp, A. Joe) RX# CAFFN8-ME-PLZ. DR. Anita Buzz
For Internal use only. Take one long, luxurious sip every time external irritation occurs.